Galaxy Quest1999

[Jason is being menaced by a huge rock monster]

Alexander Dane:
Fred's no good, Jason; you're just gonna have to kill it.

Jason Nesmith:
"Kill it"? Well, I'm open to any suggestions!

Tommy Webber:
Go for the eyes, like in Episode 22!

Jason Nesmith:
It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!

Tommy Webber:
Well, then go for the throat or something, its vulnerable spots!

Jason Nesmith:
It's a rock: It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

Guy Fleegman:
I know! You construct a weapon. Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

Jason Nesmith:
A LATHE?! GET OFF THE LINE, GUY!! Alexander, you're my adviser. Advise me!

Alexander Dane:
Well, you're just gonna have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?

Jason Nesmith:
It's a rock monster! It doesn't have a motivation!

Alexander Dane:
You see, this was your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft!