Garden State2004

Andrew Largeman:
I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!

Sam:
I'm not innocent.

Andrew Largeman:
Yes, you are. That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other, or whatever else is down here!

Mark:
Man, that's the most worked up I've ever seen you.

Sam:
He's protecting me.

Andrew Largeman:
So?

Sam:
He likes me!

Andrew Largeman:
Don't be cute.

Sam:
He's my knight in shining armor.

Andrew Largeman:
Don't talk about knights in front of Mark. It's a sore subject.

Mark:
I'm gonna kill that motherf***er.

Andrew Largeman:
Pun intended?