George of the Jungle1997

Ape:
I'm hungry.

Thor:
Oh, shut up! You've been yakkin' for two days straight, and I'm getting mad enough to...

Ape:
You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique?

Max:
Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape.

Ape:
That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance.

Max:
Give him a banana, Thor. Won't be long now.

Thor:
That's what you said yesterday. This trail's taking us to the middle of nowhere!

[Ape snickers]

Max:
The sign at the trail head said "Shortcut to Ape River". Now, why would it say "shortcut" if it wasn't a... [Realizes something] Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake. A decoy trail.

Ape:
Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the treehouse.

Thor:
Ohhh! Oh, I knew we was lost!

Max:
Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just trying to trick us, lead us off the shortcut so we take twice as long on the regular trail.

Thor:
We're already taking twice as long!

Max:
Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of you?

Thor:
What?

Ape:
Du-u-u-uh!

Max:
Let's go. If he tells us the shortcut leads to the treehouse, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead.