Ghostbusters1984

Walter Peck:
I am Walter Peck, sir, and I'm prepared to make a full report. These men are consummate snowball artists. They use sensitive nerve gases to induce hallucinations. People think they're seeing ghosts, and they call these bozos, who conveniently show up to deal with the problem with a fake electronic light show.

Ray Stantz:
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Walter Peck:
They caused an explosion!

Mayor:
Is this true?

Venkman:
Yes it's true. This man has no dick.

Walter Peck:
Jeez! [charges at Venkman; everybody tries to pull them apart]

Police Sergeant:
Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up!

Walter Peck:
Alright, alright, alright!

Peter Venkman:
Well, that's what I heard!

Mayor:
This is City Hall! Now what am I gonna do here, John? What is this?

Fire Commissioner:
All I know is that was no light show we saw this morning. I've seen every kind of combustion known to man, but this beats the Hell out of me.

Police Commissioner:
The walls in the 53rd precinct were bleeding. How do you explain that?

Archbishop:
[enters City Hall] Good afternoon, gentlemen.

Mayor:
Oh... Your Eminence. [kisses Archbishop's ring]

Archbishop:
How are you, Lenny?

Mayor Lenny:
You're looking good, Mike. [gives Mike a friendly tap] We're in a real fix, here. What do you think I should do?

Mike:
Lenny, officially, the Church will not take any position on the religious implications of these phenomena. Personally, Lenny, I think it's a sign from God. But don't quote me on that.

Peter Venkman:
I think that's a smart move, Mike.

Mayor Lenny:
Now, I'm not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.

Winston Zeddemore:
I'm, uh, Winston Zeddemore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but I gotta tell you: these things are real. Since I joined these men, I have seen sh*t that'll turn you white!

Peter Venkman:
Well, you can believe Mr. Pecker...

Walter Peck:
My name is "Peck."

Peter Venkman:
...or you could accept the fact that this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor Lenny:
What do you mean, "biblical"?

Ray Stantz:
What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real Wrath-of-God type stuff!

Peter Venkman:
Exactly.

Ray Stantz:
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Egon Spengler:
40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!

Winston Zeddemore:
The dead rising from the grave!

Peter Venkman:
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Mayor Lenny:
Enough, I get the point! And what if you're wrong?

Peter Venkman:
If I'm wrong, then nothing happens! We go to jail; peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters. [Mayor slightly smiles and the Archbishop of New York nods in agreement]

Walter Peck:
I don't believe you're seriously considering listening to these men.

Mayor:
[contemplates; to officers while pointing at Peck] Get him outta here.

Peter Venkman:
[waving] Bye.

Walter Peck:
I'll fix you, Venkman. I'm gonna fix you!

Peter Venkman:
I am going to send you a nice fruit basket. I'm gonna miss him!

Walter Peck:
All right, all right!

Mayor Lenny:
Alright, we've got work to do. Now what do you need from me?