Ghostbusters1984

Gozer the Gozerian:
Sub-creatures. Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volgus Zildrohar, the Traveler has come. Choose and perish.

Ray Stantz:
What do you mean, choose? We don't understand.

Gozer the Gozerian:
Choose. Choose the form of the Destructor.

Peter Venkman:
Oh, I get it! I get it. Oh! Very cute. [to the others] "Whatever we think of." If we think of J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, okay? So empty your heads. Empty your heads. Don't think of anything. We've only got one shot at this.

Gozer the Gozerian:
The choice is made.

Peter Venkman:
Whoa! Ho-ho--! Whoa!

Gozer the Gozerian:
The Traveler has come.

Peter Venkman:
Nobody "choosed" anything! [turns to Egon] Did you choose anything?

Egon Spengler:
No.

Peter Venkman:
[to Winston] Did you?

Winston Zeddemore:
My mind is totally blank.

Peter Venkman:
I didn't choose anything! [All three slowly turn to confront Ray]

Ray Stantz:
I couldn't help it. It just popped in there.

Peter Venkman:
[sternly] What? What just popped in there?

Ray Stantz:
I-- I-I tried to think--

Egon Spengler:
LOOK! [They all look over one side of the roof]

Ray Stantz:
No! It can't be!

Peter Venkman:
What is it?

Ray Stantz:
It can't be!

Peter Venkman:
What did you do, Ray?

Winston Zeddemore:
Oh, sh*t!

[They all see a giant cubic white head topped with a sailor hat]

Ray Stantz:
[resigned] It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[the Ghostbusters watch the gigantic form of Mr. Stay-Puft stomping towards them]

Peter Venkman:
Well, there's something you don't see every day.

Ray Stantz:
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood, something that could never, ever possibly destroy us: Mr. Stay-Puft.

Peter Venkman:
Nice thinkin', Ray.

Ray Stantz:
We used to roast Stay Puft Marshmallows, on the fire at Camp Waconda. [feeling as if he's about to cry]

Peter Venkman:
Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What have you got left?

Egon Spengler:
Sorry, Venkman. I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

[the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man growls at the Ghostbusters]

Winston Zeddemore:
[stunned] Oh, no.

Peter Venkman:
Mother pus-bucket. [Mr. Stay Puft growls and crushes a church] Nobody steps on a church in my town!

Ray Stantz:
1...2...3... Roast 'im! [he and the other Ghostbusters set Mr. Stay Puft on fire, and he starts climbing the building]

Peter Venkman:
Whoa! [he and the other Ghostbusters hide]

Ray Stantz:
Funny, us going out like this: Killed by a 100-foot Marshmallow Man.

Peter Venkman:
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

[Mr. Stay-Puft continues climbing building]

Egon Spengler:
I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways. We could reverse the particle flow through the gate.

Ray Stantz:
How?

Egon Spengler:
[reluctantly] We'll cross the streams.

Peter Venkman:
Excuse me, Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad.

Ray Stantz:
Cross the streams.

Peter Venkman:
You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client. The nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog.

Egon Spengler:
Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive. [team ponders]

Peter Venkman:
I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!

Winston Zeddemore:
This job is definitely not worth $11,500 a year!