Good Morning, Vietnam1987

Brigadier General Taylor:
I think I see a pattern forming here.

Dreiwitz:
Sir, these letters are unequivocal! Uh, e.g., [reads a letter] "Hey, Hauk. Eat a bag of sh*t. You suck." That's pretty much to the point, sir, not much gray area in this one.

PFC Garlick:
We got one positive call from some guy in Wichita, who thought that Hauk's comedy was "visionary and interesting." The other eleven hundred calls say that the man can't do comedy to save his dick! [pause] That's a direct quote, sir.

Phil:
I've taken ninety calls this morning-- they just don't like Hauk.

PFC Garlick:
From a Marine in Danang: "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls." I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.

Brigadier General Taylor:
I think the troops are trying to tell us something, fellas.