Grumpy Old Men

     

Grumpy Old Men1993

Stars: Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margret, Burgess Meredith
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 103 minutes

Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau are reunited in this popular 1993 comedy, in which the Odd Couple veterans play John and Max (respectively), a pair of elderly bachelors whose lifelong friendship is based on mutual aggravation and constant bickering. … more »


John is worried about having safe sex.

John (to Ariel, who just locked his door):
I thought you said...

Ariel:
I said it's time for bed.

John:
Hold on, I'm...I'm not prepared. See, these days, they say you have to do...safe sex.

Ariel:
John, when was the last time you made love?

John:
October 4th....1978.

Ariel:
Oh, I think we're safe.....

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