Guarding Tess

Guarding Tess1994

Stars: Shirley MacLaine, Nicolas Cage, Austin Pendleton, Edward Albert
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 96 minutes

Nicolas Cage stars in this drama-comedy about a Secret Service agent unable to get out of his assignment watching over an exasperating former first lady (Shirley MacLaine). The two get along like oil and water, but when MacLaine's bored widow ends u… more »



Sheriff Janson:
Uh-huh, well just hold on a minute, I'm gonna...Agent Chesnic, I'm gonna have to put you on the speaker.

Doug:
Is there someone else in the room?

Sheriff Janson:
[with others around him] Oh no, no I just want to practice my putting while we're talking! What can I do for you?

Doug:
Would you please put out an all-points for Mrs. Carlisle's automobile? It's a '92 Lincoln, Ohio plates, kilo-hotel-oscar 362. When last he was seen heading east on the Chester Exit of I-71.

Sheriff Janson:
Just hold everything! Have I got this right? Have you and the Secret Service boys gone and lost the president's wife again?

Doug:
I don't believe there's any cause for concern here, she's with her driver, she's perfectly safe, but proper procedure requires us to notify you.

Sheriff Janson:
Of course it does, uh we'll get on this right now.

Doug:
[on cell phone] Thank you!

Sheriff Janson:
Agent Chesnic, uh Mrs. Carlisle is pretty slippery, isn't she? I mean for a senior citizen! Hello?

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