Guarding Tess

Guarding Tess1994

Stars: Shirley MacLaine, Nicolas Cage, Austin Pendleton, Edward Albert
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 96 minutes

Nicolas Cage stars in this drama-comedy about a Secret Service agent unable to get out of his assignment watching over an exasperating former first lady (Shirley MacLaine). The two get along like oil and water, but when MacLaine's bored widow ends u… more »



Doug:
I'll get the chair. [Doug gets the chair, but Earl takes off with Tess; yelling and screaming] HEY! STOP! HEY EARL STOP! [throws the chair on the ground] DAMN! [throws the chair on the ground again and walks to a station for a telephone]

Lee Danielson:
Office.

Doug:
Are they back yet?

Lee Danielson:
Doug?

Doug:
Yeah, Doug! Are they there?

Lee Danielson:
Who, Mrs. Carlisle?

Doug:
Yes.

Lee Danielson:
No, they're not here! Aren't they with you?

Doug:
Call everybody in, come get me.

[Lee stops at the gas station to get Doug]

Doug:
Did they get back yet?

Lee Danielson:
Nope! When did they take off?

Doug:
2 and a 1/2 hours ago.

Lee Danielson:
Jesus.

Doug:
Who's this? Tom, are they there? All right, call Sheriff Janson and the highway patrol, tell them they're out joyriding again. It's not a problem, but inform them that there's no security with Mrs. Carlisle, thanks. [hangs up cell phone]

Lee Danielson:
Washington?

Doug:
No, not yet. We'll give them another hour. Goddamn her for this.

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