Lilo & Stitch2002

[After Lilo shows up to hula dance class late, soaking wet, Mertle, Elena, Teresa and Yuki slip in the puddles, one by one.]

Moses Puloki:
Stop, stop. Lilo, why are you all wet?

Lilo:
It's sandwich day.

[Puloki looks confused]

Lilo:
[sighs] Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.

Puloki:
[still confused] Pudge is a fish?

Lilo:
[continues] And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [Whispers] Do you know what tuna is?

Puloki:
Fish?

Lilo:
It's FISH! If I gave pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and get peanut butter, 'cause all we have is...is... IS STINKIN' TUNA!!!

Puloki:
Lilo, Lilo. Why is this so important?

Lilo:
[seriously] Pudge controls the weather.

[Everyone exchanges surprised looks]

Mertle:
You're crazy.

Puloki:
[Lilo furiously starts jumping on Mertle, angrily punching her in the face and kicking her, then the other girls gather around screaming and Puloki picks up Lilo.] Please! PLEASE! Everybody calm down! [Mertle cries sniffles] Girls... (speaking Hawaiian "It doesn't matter") Shh. Don't cry Mertle. Lilo...

Lilo:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't do it again!

Puloki:
Maybe we should call your sister.

Lilo:
No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced.

[Pause]

Mertle:
Ooh, she bit me.

Elena, Teresa and Yuki:
Ewwwwwww!