Little Miss Sunshine2006

Grandpa:
Can I give you some advice?

Dwayne:
[shakes head "no"]

Grandpa:
Well, I'm going to give it to you, anyway. I don't want you making the same mistakes I made when I was young. Dwayne, that's your name, right? Dwayne? Listen to me, this is the voice of experience talking. Are you listening? F*** a lot of women, Dwayne.

Richard:
Dad!

Grandpa:
I got no reason to lie to you kid, f*** a lotta women. Not just one, a lot. So are you gettin' any? Is it going anywhere?

Dwayne:
[shakes his head no]

Grandpa:
No? Jesus! What are you? Fifteen? You should be gettin' that young stuff! That young stuff is the best stuff in the world!