Little Nicky2000

[Peeper takes out a cell phone and dials; the son, Scottie, answers]

Scottie:
  Hello?

Peeper:
  Hello, Scottie. Say, why don't you be a good little boy and go downstairs and let your mother get comfy, all right?

Scottie:
  Who is this?

Peeper:
  This is a big bird who wants to see the rest of Mommy. Nah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mrs. Dunleavy:
  [gasps] Oh my God, Scottie, is that a man up our tree?

Peeper:
  No, no! Tell her it's just a bird! It's just a big bird! [flaps arms] Bawk! Bawk, bawk, bawk! Bawwwwwk! Bawwwwwwwwwk! [With an evil grin, Scottie fires a slingshot at him, striking said Peeper in the head]

[Deleted scene only; the weary Peeper lands on the ground]

Peeper:
  Mrs. Dunleavy. Help me! Please... wear a bikini!

Mrs. Dunleavy:
  Pervert. [to Scottie] Come on.

Peeper:
  Oh, how are you doing? [Mrs. Dunleavy and Scottie hold a television out the window and throw it to the Peeper] NOOOOOOOOO! [The TV lands, killing him]