Little Nicky2000

[Beefy is teaching Nicky how to eat; Nicky takes one piece of Popeyes Chicken, looks at it]

Beefy:
  Put it in your mouth. [Nicky puts it in his mouth] Now, move your teeth up and down. [Nicky chews it with his mouth open] Up and down. Good, numbnuts. Now you've got to swallow it. Tilt your head back, and let the meat slide down your throat hole. [Nicky gags] Easy, don't choke!

Nicky:
  [swallows] Popeyes Chicken is f***ing awesome!

Beefy:
  Mm-hmm! Now, eat up, you're gonna need your energy.

Nicky:
  I got energy up the yin-yang! Let's go save Dad! [runs out into street with flask] Adrian! Cassius! [gets hit by bus]

Beefy:
  Oh, boy.