Little Nicky2000

Nicky:
  [to basketball] I command you not to blow up and go into that metal circle. [throws basketball underhand; at the last second, the ref/Cassius jumps up, catches ball]

Ref/Cassius:
  Nyah!

Nicky:
  Hey!

Ref/Cassius:
  Get that crap out of here!

Nicky:
  I know you're having fun, Cassius, but you've really got to come back to Hell!

Cassius:
  Look around you, Nicky! We're in Hell. The new Hell! Ha ha ha!

[Nicky looks over at audience, sees two pregnant women with Fitzy 'raising the roof', also sees three shirtless men with the "SIN" painted on their torsos]

Old Lady:
  [swinging a shirt over her head] Do it! Do it! Do it! Whee-eeee-eeeeeeeeee!

Cassius:
  Ha ha ha!

Nicky:
  I was sent here to take you back, and that's what I'm going to do!

Cassius:
  Don't make me take out the shovel again, Trick!

Pete:
  I think we're about to see a devil showdown!

Nicky:
  You know, Dad got sick when you guys left!

Cassius :
I'm glad he's dying, because it's my turn now.

Nicky:
  [while spinning the basketball on his finger] You're going to wish you never said that. [Cassius and Nicky start playing basketball]

Beefy:
  Take him to the hole, Nicky! [Todd looks at Beefy] I mean, "Woof, woof!"

Cassius:
  Come on, brother, come on! Oh, come on! Ha ha ha ha! [singsongy] Daddy can't help you! Daddy can't help you!

[Nicky jumps in the air, yelling, causing random objects to explode, then makes the basket, shattering the glass]

Boy's Father:
  This show gets better every year!

Boy's Mother:
  Ah ha ha ha ha!

Cassius:
  That was sick! Who taught you that sh*t?

Nicky:
  Sorry, Cassius…it must be the Super Devil Juice Dad gave me!

Cassius:
  Super Devil Juice?! Give me that, little girl!

Nicky:
  Don't drink out of it, please! [Cassius drinks out of flask, gets sucked inside]

Boy's Mother:
  Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield sh*t!

Cassius:
  [from inside flask] Damn you, Nicky! There ain't no Super Devil Juice in here!

John:
  Hail, Nicky!

Pete:
  We are forever your slaves!