Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels1998
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R
Runtime: 107 minutes
Soap:
Have a look at these. [hands Tom a ski mask]
Eddie:
And what are we supposed to do with these?
Soap:
[puts it on] Put them on your head, stupid!
Eddie:
[pulls it off him] Christ.
Soap:
If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven and greet them with a grin on my face, you've got another thing coming! Now, these fellas, they are your neighbors. I thought it might be a good idea to disguise ourselves a little!
Eddie:
Right. Er, yeah, good thinking, Soap, well done.
Soap:
I brought weapons as well.
Eddie:
What do you mean, weapons?
Soap:
[pulls a bundle from his coat and unrolls it, revealing large knives] These.
Eddie:
Jesus! [grabs the bundle and rerolls it] Let's keep them covered up, eh? Couldn't you get anything bigger?
Soap:
[pulls a big ass machete from his trousers] What, like that? What do you think?
Eddie:
… I think you need help.
Submitted by wikidude on November 05, 2019
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