Kangaroo Jack2003

[In a dream Charlie is having]

Charlie:
[sees Kangaroo Jack] It's you.

Kangaroo Jack:
Yeah, it's me. Love the jacket Charlie. It's hard enough to fit my shoulders. Nice! How did you know red was my favorite color?

Charlie:
You can talk!

Kangaroo Jack:
And I can sing. [singing from "Rapper's Delight] I said a hip hop/Hippie to the hippie/The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it/To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie/To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Charlie:
This is great!

Kangaroo Jack:
... see I am Jackie Legs and I like to say, "Hello" / To the black to the white...

Charlie:
Jackie? Mr. Legs, if you would find your way clear to give me back my money?

Kangaroo Jack:
Money? Oh, you mean that money...

[A pack of kangaroo are messing around with the money]

Charlie:
Stop that. Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! If Sal finds out...

Sal Maggio:
(as a kangaroo) If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money?

Charlie:
Sal?

Sal Maggio:
I ask you to do something for me! This is not that!

Charlie:
It wasn't my fault, it was Louis!

Louis:
(as a kangaroo) Say what? My fault?! That's how you pay me back after I saved your life?!

Charlie:
Louis?

Louis:
Next time you drownin' in the ocean... CALL FREE WILLY! Let Willy set you free! You know what, Sal? You were right about him. Chicken blood!

Sal Maggio:
Smell it on his father. Smell it on him. Chicken blood.

Kangaroo Jack:
Oy! Chicken blood!

Kangaroo Jack, Louis, and Sal Maggio:
[chanting] Chicken blood! Chicken blood! Chicken blood!

[Charlie wakes up]