Kick-Ass 22013

Javier:
He's little, and he kills.

Chris:
Right. Call him "The Tumor". Who's next?

Javier:
Alright. We got an ex-Triad member, looking for work.

Chris:
Easy! "Genghis Carnage"! Come on!

Javier:
You gotta quit with the racist stereotypes, Chris.

Chris:
Archetypes. Keep going.

Javier:
Alright, we got a Katryna Dubrovsky. Yeah.

Chris:
Wait, wait, wait, a chick? You're saying you hired a chick?

Javier:
Yeah. Former KGB. She was locked up in the gulag until she ate her cellmate.

Chris:
"Mother Russia".

Javier:
Mother Russia and Motherf***er both on the same team? That doesn't work, Chris.

Chris:
I am not asking for suggestions. Just get them costumes and get them ready. Javier, thank you. I couldn't do this without you. You're pretty much like the only real family I have left.

Javier:
Not a problem, man. I got your back.

Chris:
It's kinda like you're the Alfred to my evil Bruce Wayne.

Javier:
Did you just call me your f***ing butler?

Chris:
Yeah, is it not a compliment?