Kick-Ass 22013

[Dave finds his father in his room, holding his crime-fighting gear and realises Dave is Kick-Ass]

Mr. Lizewski:
Is this what you've been up to while I'm up working nights saving for your college? You've been dressing up and fighting people? There is blood on these stick things!

Dave:
What are you doing in my room?

Mr. Lizewski:
I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you.

Dave:
Oh okay, good. Now you can stop.

Mr. Lizewski:
No. Now I'm even more worried. Jesus, Dave, drugs would've been better. This is deranged.

Dave:
Whoa, some people do a lot worse.

Mr. Lizewski:
Oh, the people you hang out with?

Dave:
No! The people I hang out with are superheroes.

Mr. Lizewski:
There's no such thing, Dave. This is the real world with real consequences! When are you gonna grow up?

Dave:
If it means turning into you, never. I don't wear the mask 'cause I'm ashamed of who I am! Not like you!

[Dave starts putting clothes in his backpack.]

Mr. Lizewski:
What's that supposed to mean?

Dave:
If you're not at work, you're here doing crunches. Why? So you can look like someone else? Maybe get a few more years of doing nothing? Your life has no meaning, Dad. When you're gone, who's gonna notice? [heads towards door]

Mr. Lizewski:
Where the hell are you going?

Dave:
Oh, uh, I'm leaving. That's what you do when you grow up. [walks out the door, leaving his father distraught]