Kicking & Screaming

Kicking & Screaming2005

Stars: Will Ferrell, Robert Duvall, Mike Ditka, Kate Walsh
Genre: Comedy, Family, Romance
Rating: PG
Runtime: 95 minutes

Kicking & Screaming is a 2005 film starring Will Ferrell as Phil Weston, an average man who has had to endure his father Buck's over-competitiveness throughout his childhood. Phil decides to coach his son's recreational soccer team, and soon fin… more »



Phil Weston:
You don't think? Ya don't think? Well, I don't think you should be buttin' in when I'm talkin' to my team. You're my assistant, OK? You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes when I tell ya. Now go get me a juicebox.

Mike Ditka:
YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' TO?

Phil Weston:
I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy.

Mike Ditka:
You're crazy!

Phil Weston:
I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty.

Mike Ditka:
WELL, YOU GO TO HELL!

Phil Weston:
No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!

Mike Ditka:
I'M NO JUICEBOX BOY, I'LL TELL YOU THAT!

Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!

Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not!

Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!

Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not!

Phil Weston:
Yes, you are!

Mike Ditka:
No, I'm not! You're like your old man!

Phil Weston:
I'M NOT LIKE MY OLD MAN!

Mike Ditka:
If it weren't for these kids, I would whip your butt!

Phil Weston:
I CAN TAKE A PUNCH!

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