Kindergarten Cop1990

Kimble:
What I meant was...you tell me...who is your daddy, and what does he do? Get it? We start right here. [points to a girl] You.

Girl 1:
My dad repairs cars driven by women who are pinheads.

Boy 1:
My dad doesn't do anything since the crash.

Girl 2:
My dad gives money to people that doesn't have money...then people use that money... then they give other money back and they give the same amount of money back to my dad.

Boy 2:
My dad doesn't live with us anymore. He lives in New York and drives a taxi. My mom hopes he's going to die real soon.

Girl 3:
My dad watches TV all day long.

Girl 4:
My dad works on computers...and he's, um, the boss of his company... and, um, he has a mustache and a beard.

Kimble:
Mm-hmm.

Girl 4:
Yeah. He doesn't have that much hair because...and he...his head is so big that he can't wear any hats.

Boy 3:
My dad's divorced. My mom's divorced.

Boy 4:
My dad, um, is a psychologist...and he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings... and, um, that's it. Twins: Our mom says that our dad is a real sex machine.

Kimble:
Good.

Dominic:
I don't know what my dad does. I haven't seen him in a long time. He lives in France.

Boy 5:
My dad is a gynecologist...and he looks at vaginas all day long.