Kiss Kiss Bang Bang2005

Harry:
That's it. That's the true story of what happened last Christmas. [Lights a cigarette] That was some pretty harsh sh*t. The old guy back there, right? [Mimics the slapping] But, whatever, he's creepy, f*** him, don't worry 'bout him. Uh, anyhow, so, um, thanks for coming. Thanks for taking the trip to L.A. with me. Uh...I mean, if I have to-to sum it up, and I do, cause it's like, you know, the end, I would say this movie is..is about friendship. Friendship is...is...is sacred.

Gay Perry:
What are you doing?

Harry:
I'm just trying to wrap up the movie, and leave the people a message.

Gay Perry:
Oh. Well, I got a message for ya. Get your feet off my f***ing desk.

Harry:
Sorry. I work for Perry now-

Gay Perry:
[Covers Harry's mouth] And stop narrating. [to the audience] That's it, please stay for the end credits. If you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew. Um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said "f***" so much. Say "Good night". [Uncovers Harry's mouth]

Harry:
Thanks, again.

Gay Perry:
Now go. Vanish. [Turns off the camera]