The Kite Runner2007

Hassan:
[Talking about a story Amir wrote] Why did he kill his wife?

Amir:
Because he would cry and his tears would turn into pearls.

Hassan:
But why didn't he smell an onion?

[long pause]

Amir:
Would you eat dirt if I asked you to do that?

Hassan:
If you would ask it I would.

Hassan:
But you would not ask that, would you?

Amir:
Of course not.