Kung Fu Panda 22011

Shifu:
Inner peace. Inner.. peace.

Po:
Uhh!

Shifu:
Inner peace.

Po:
Master Shifu! Master Shifu, what do we got? Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain? Whatever it is, I will take them down! 'Cause I'm in a mood. I need to get something done. You know what I mean? Ahh.. What you doing?

Shifu:
One of master Hookway's final teachings.

Po:
Wow! Awesome! How did you do that?

Shifu:
Inner peace.

Po:
Inner peace! That's cool! Inner peace of what?

Shifu:
It's the next face of your training. Every master most find his path, to inner peace. Some chose to meditate for 50 years, in a cave just like this! Without the slimmest taste of food. Or water.

Po:
Or...?

Shifu:
Some finds in torture and suffering. As I did. Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior...was the worst day of my life. By far, nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind destroying horrible moment...

Po:
Okay.

Shifu:
...I have ever experienced. [shudders at the thought] But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.

Po:
So that's it? I just need inner peace? My inners are already super-super peaceful.. So, all I need to do, is just get this thing going. Inner peace, you're going down! Now show me what were you doing that with your feet. I saw just sort of fancy boots..

Tigress:
Ho! Bandits, approaching the Musician's village

Po:
Danger! Tell those musicians to start playing some action music, because it is on! Don't worry, Shifu. I'll master inner peace, as soon as I get back.

Tigress:
No snack stops this time!

Po:
Ha-ha-ha! Snack stops! Wait, you serious?