Kung Fu Panda 22011

Shen:
[enters the courtyard of his family palace] Good afternoon, gentlemen! Now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.

Master Ox:
Your house?

Shen:
Yes, didn't you see the peacock on the front door? [spots the Soothsayer] Ah, there you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.

Soothsayer:
We shall see, Shen.

Shen:
[under his breath] No, you shall see, old goat. [aloud, to the Council] Where were we?

Thundering Rhino:
What do you want, Shen?

Shen:
What is rightfully mine... Gongmen City!

Thundering Rhino:
Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council and we will protect it, even from you.

Shen:
[laughs] I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing. [indicating his wolf army dragging a rather large box on a cart]

Master Ox:
What's in the box, Shen?

Shen:
You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you waaaay over there, staining the wall!

Master Ox:
You insolent fool!

[Ox attacks, but is quickly brought down; Croc moves in, deflecting Shen's fan of blades. Finally, Rhino pushes Shen back with his hammer, knocking several of his fan blades away.]

Shen:
[sneering] Showoff.

Thundering Rhino:
That is a warning. You are no match for our Kung Fu.

Shen:
I agree. [grins wickedly] But this is! [flips backwards onto the box, revealing a massive cannon. Rhino takes a defensive stance... as Shen fires it.]

Shifu:
[to Po and the Furious Five, reading from a scroll] Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?

Po:
Master Thundering Rhino?

Shifu:
Yes.

Po:
Son of the legendary Flying Rhino?

Shifu:
[hands Po the scroll] Yes.

Po:
And the slayer of the 10,000 serpents in the Valley of Woe?

Shifu:
[sadly] He's dead. [Po and the Five look at the scroll in horror]

Po:
Whoa.

Crane:
That's impossible!

Tigress:
Rhino's horn defense is impervious to any technique!

Shifu:
It was no technique! Lord Shen has created a weapon - one that breathes fire and spits metal! Unless he is stopped, this could mean the end of Kung Fu.

Po:
But I just got Kung Fu!

Shifu:
And now, you must save it! [points out with his staff] Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!

Po:
[starts running with the Five] Okay, here we go, here we– [as the Five leave, he turns back to Shifu] Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait... How can I do this? I mean, how can Kung Fu stop something that stops Kung Fu?

Shifu:
Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.