Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back2001

Willenholly:
Oh, great. This is the last thing I needed. A bunch of uppity homosexuals shooting their mouths off to liberal media that the Federal Wildlife Marshall office persecutes gays.

Sheriff:
Are you f***ing crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son, that's the ape!

Willenholly:
I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now, is a political fiasco here, that I'm about to avoid by letting this butt-f***ing Brady Bunch go. [on bullhorn] You are free to leave, sirs! And might I add, that's a fine looking boy you're raising.