Office Space1999

Female Temp:
Michael...Bolton?

Michael Bolton:
Yeah, that's me.

Female Temp:
Wow! Is that your real name?

Michael Bolton:
Yeah.

Female Temp:
So are you related to that singer guy?

Michael Bolton:
No. It's just a coincidence.

Female Temp:
[visibly disappointed] Oh.

Samir Nagheenanajar:
No-one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It..it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar...Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton:
Well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir Nagheenanajar:
You know, there is nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton:
No, there was nothing wrong with it, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir Nagheenanajar:
Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael.

Michael Bolton:
No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks.