Osmosis Jones

     

Osmosis Jones2001

Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Stars: Laurence Fishburne, Chris Rock, David Hyde Pierce, Brandy Norwood, William Shatner
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 95 minutes

After the stiff attempts at realism in many recent features, it's a treat to see broad cartoon-style animation on the big screen in Osmosis Jones, a spoof of cop movies set inside the human body. The title character (voice by Chris Rock) is a street… more »


Osmosis Jones:
Baby, I always knew you and me were gonna hook up. I know this little spot right behind the eye, has the perfect view - perfect for a little rendezvous between me and you. You know what I'm sayin'? Do you know what I'm sayin'? 'Cause I been sayin' it a long time.

Leah:
Jones, what in the world makes you think I would ever go out with you?

Osmosis Jones:
Whatcha talkin' about? I'm a legend, girl! The chicks line up to divide with me.

Leah:
Oh, really? 'Cause to me you look like the kind of cell who most likely divides with himself.

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