Osmosis Jones2001

Osmosis:
So, where you from, tough stuff?

Drix:
I was developed at the University of Chicago, where I graduated Phi Beta Capsule.

Osmosis:
Great, got me a college boy...

Drix:
Where did you study?

Osmosis:
Study? When you grow up on the wrong side of the digestive track, you ain't got no money for no fancy schools.

Drix:
Oh...

Osmosis:
I'm not kiddin', man. My school was Crack Central.

Drix:
Oh?

Osmosis:
No, it was in the crack. [Drix whimpers] Right in the stanky, puckered center. We were so poor, we lived off of peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?

Drix:
OK, I get it. You were poor.

Osmosis:
You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-ons? Now that's poor!

Drix:
OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!

Osmosis:
Vomit? We couldn't afford no vomit; that's for rich folk.

Drix:
Excuse me while I wipe my eyes.

Osmosis:
Oh, you wanna talk about wiping?

Drix:
NO!