Nacho Libre2006

Sister Encarnación:
Where are we going, Ignacio?

Nacho:
I saw a bum here, there were two bums actually. And I said to myself, "Let's talk to these guys about the Gospel."

Sister Encarnación:
Well, where are they?

[Nacho looks around.]

Nacho:
I don't see them. They should be coming back. [leans against wall and whips head fast]

Sister Encarnación:
Where is your robe, Ignacio?

Nacho:
It was... stinky. But these are my recreation clothes. [tightens butt]

Sister Encarnación:
They look expensive.

Nacho:
Thank you... [turns toward Sister Encarnación] I mean, yes! They may have the appearance of riches. [kneels down] But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his... nucleus.

Sister Encarnación:
Nucleus?

Nacho:
Yes.

[Bums walk by. Nacho leaps up and over to Sister Encarnación.]

Nacho:
[in low voice] I don't like the way those guys looked at you. [To bums] Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?! And if you have a problem with that, then you can just fight me.

[Makes his way to the bums. Grabs one bum's jacket and rips it. Turns to face Nacho.]

Nacho:
Oh, you messed with the wrong guy this time!

[Takes shirt off and whips it at Sister Encarnación.]

Nacho:
Ever seen these moves? [jumps and hisses]

[Esqueleto and friends appear with pitchforks. Nacho looks confused. One bum punches Nacho.]