Napoleon Dynamite2004

Napoleon:
Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec?

Secretary:
Is there anything wrong?

Napoleon:
I don't feel very good. [Secretary pushes telephone towards Napoleon and he dials number]

Kip:
[on other line] Hi.

Napoleon:
Is Grandma there?

Kip:
No, she's getting her hair done.

Napoleon:
[prolonged sigh]

Kip:
What do you need?

Napoleon:
Can you just go get her for me?

Kip:
I'm really busy right now. [he's making nachos]

Napoleon:
Just tell her to come get me.

Kip:
Why?

Napoleon:
'Cause I don't feel good!

Kip:
Well, have you talked to the school nurse?

Napoleon:
No, she doesn't know anything... Will you just come get me?

Kip:
No.

Napoleon:
Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?

Kip:
No, Napoleon.

Napoleon:
But my lips hurt real bad!

Kip:
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer.

Napoleon:
I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!

Kip:
See ya. (Hangs up)

Napoleon:
Ugh! Idiot!