Napoleon Dynamite2004

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Don:
[playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?

Napoleon:
Hey, Don. Did you take a dump in your bed last night?

Don:
I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.

Napoleon:
Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?

Don:
What did you just say?

Napoleon:
Whatever I feel like I wanna say!

Don:
Did you just say something about my mom?

Napoleon:
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't!

Don:
Do you wanna die, Napoleon?

Napoleon:
Yeah, right. Who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the government?

Don:
[steps up to Napoleon] Step up, Napoleon.

[Napoleon slaps him, then runs away.]