National Lampoon's Vacation1983

Rusty:
[the Family Truckster drives up] Dad, this is not the car you ordered!

Clark:
Settle down Russ. Let me handle this. Ed, uh... this is not the car I ordered. I distinctly ordered the Antarctic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. and optional rally fun pack.

Car Salesman:
You didn't order the Metallic Pea?

Clark:
Metallic Pea?

Car Salesman:
Wait a minute, I'll get to the bottom of this, we'll find your car. Davenport!

Davenport:
Yes, Mr. Ed.

Car Salesman:
Where is Mr. Griswold's Sports Wagon?

Davenport:
I don't know sir.

Car Salesman:
I know what must have happened. It didn't come in.

Clark:
Ed, I'm not your average everyday fool. Now I want my blue sports wagon and if you can't get it I'm gonna take my business elsewhere! Where's my old car?

Car Salesman:
I'm just as upset as you are, believe me. Davenport! Get Mr. Griswald's car back and bring it back here! Now I can get you the wagon, there's not problem there. The problem is that it might take six weeks. Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.

Clark:
I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back. I'm not falling for this. Let's go, Russ.

[the car is in the process of being smashed. It returns flat, and Clark tries to squat and open the door]