Never Been Kissed1999

[during a "sex-ed" class in which the students are trying to put condoms on bananas, Tracy has just revealed to Josie that she wants to have sex for the first time. Josie is somewhat stunned, but tries to offer advice]

Josie Geller:
You know, Adelie penguins, they spend their whole lives looking for that one other penguin and when they meet them, they know. And they spend the rest of their lives together.

Tracy:
But I'm not a penguin.

Sam:
[has walked up next to them as Josie talked] It's an analogy.

[Josie turns to look at him and loses her grip on the condom which flies up and smacks him in the face]

Josie Geller:
[to Tracy] Excuse me. I have to go die now. [puts her head in her hands]