Norbit2007

Norbit:
Psst! Psst! Psst! Hey! Hey! Over here!

[Kate walks over to Norbit]

Kate:
I need to talk to you. Do you know what was in those papers, you had me sign last night?

Norbit:
Yeah, the construction permits.

Kate:
No, that's not all.

[Norbit hears Rasputia's giant footsteps, walking over to the window]

Kate:
Norbit.

Norbit:
I I I I-- just-- just-- just go away, Kate! Get outta here!

Kate:
What?!

[Norbit looks at the melted potato art of Kate, then looks back at Kate]

Norbit:
Ya heard what I said! Just get outta here! Scram!

Kate:
The Latimores are trying to take control of the orphanage, Norbit!

Norbit:
Well wh-- why don't you go and-- and find somebody, who-- who gives a rat's ass?! Because I d-- I I I sure as hell don't!

Kate:
Y y-- you don't care?

Norbit:
No I-- I don't care, b and d-- [looks at the ceiling] --And I don't care about you either!

Kate:
[heartbroken] Norbit!

Norbit:
The only woman that I have e e ever ever loved, and ever cared about was my darling... wife, Rasputia! [shakes his head, mad]

Kate:
B b bu-- but last night--

Norbit:
Last night I was ju-- I was just tryin' to nail ya! You know, score?! But now I realize I don't have to do that! All I need is my beautiful, precious wife... RASPUTIA!

[Rasputia shakes her head and smiles in satisfation]

Norbit:
She is all the woman *I* need! So you can just go on and get outta here! You screwy dame! Who needs ya?!