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Deion Hughes:
[screaming] THAT'S ENOUGH!! THAT'S ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! ENOUGH!! Stop the music!

Pope Sweet Jesus:
Hold on...

Deion Hughes:
[cuts Pope off] Shut up! You two, shut up! That's it. This is husband-and-wife time. Now, let's go. Let's go. Husband-and-wife stuff.

[The ceremony resumes]

Preacher:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

Norbit:
I object!

[congregation gasps and murmurs]

Preacher:
[frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake!

Mr. Wong:
[pleased] Norbit.

Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy:
[cheers] Norbit!

Kate Thomas:
[surprised] Norbit!

Choir:
[singing] Norbit-t-t-t!

Norbit:
This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.

Kate Thomas:
Norbit, what are you doing?

Norbit:
I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.

Rasputia:
[Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say?

Norbit:
You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right! I love you, Kate! And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your b*tch!