Norbit2007

Rasputia:
[laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater] Well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go!

Norbit:
[to Kate] Yeah, I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down so maybe they can tell you for themselves. LADIES!

[Deion is shocked and frightened to see his three exes and their children walk in the church]

Ex-Wife #1:
Hello, Antoine! I've been looking everywhere for you.

Children:
Daddy!

Ex-Wife #2:
Antoine? He told me his name was Luther!

Rasputia:
Who is that ho?

Ex-Wife #3:
Luther? he told me he was gay!

Deion Hughes:
No, no, no. Y'all got me confused with my gay twin brother, Antoine Luther.

Ex-Wife #1:
[angry] You dead, goldigger!

Deion Hughes:
[the wives and children are going towards him] I'm out!

Pope Sweet Jesus:
Look's like the wedding's off, bro.

Lord Have Mercy:
Church!

Big Jack:
God Dammit, Norbit!

Norbit:
Oh, snap!