Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted2012

[First lines]

Skipper:
OK. Wind her up, boys! It's Monte Carlo or bust. Struts.

Kowalski:
Check.

Skipper:
Flaps.

Kowalski:
Check.

Skipper:
Diamonds and gold.

Kowalski:
Check.

Skipper:
We'll be back from our gambling spree in a couple weeks.

All:
Bye!

Skipper:
Or whenever the gold runs out.

Marty:
Buh-bye!

Melman:
Good-bye.

Alex:
All right! We'll be waiting for you!

Skipper:
Just kidding! We're never coming back!

Alex:
Sorry! What was that?

Skipper:
Initiate warp drive.

Alex:
Did they just say they were never coming back? Guys? Marty?

Marty:
Oh, goody, you're here! Why don't you just chew on this? I'm hungry.

Melman:
Ow, I'm just messing with you. I lost all feeling in this thing years ago. [Laughs, snoring]

Alex:
Melman, why do you look like that?

Gloria:
Well, look who's talking.

Alex:
Gloria? Why are you guys so... elderly?

Gloria:
Now, when was the last time you looked in the mirror?

Alex:
What? No!

Marty:
Wake up! Wake up, Ally-Al! Wake up!

Alex:
Marty! Marty, it was horrible.

Marty:
That same nightmare again, huh?

Alex:
We were stuck here in Africa, and we were all super-old and wrinkly... Well, I aged well, but the rest of you looked terrible!

Marty:
Relax, Alex. 'Cause I got a surprise for you!

Alex:
Is it the penguins? :Have they come to take us home?

Marty:
Nope. But it's the next best thing.

Alex:
Another day bites the dust.

Marty:
Come on, now! Watch it. Watch yourself. Small divots! Sorry, little incline there. Back up this hill. A low-hanging branch, then just over this bluff and voila! Happy birthday, pal!

Alex:
Whoa. Wow! New York City.

Gloria and Melman:
Surprise!

Alex:
Gloria! You're the Statue of Liberty!

Gloria:
Bring me your huddled masses, baby!

Alex:
And, Melman, you're the Brooklyn Bridge!

Melman:
Actually, I'm the Triborough Bridge.

Alex:
Wow! You guys made this?

Marty:
Yeah. From memory! From crazy, obsessive memory.

Alex:
Hey! Fifth Avenue... with no traffic! There's Times Square, with its modern-day corporate lack of character. Nine Duane Reades on the same street! And the zoo. Wow, our home. Look! There's a little me. And little all of us-es!

Kids:
Alex! Alex! Alex!

Alex:
Roar!

Marty:
Oh, no!

Alex:
You guys. You've both made and ruined my day.

Gloria:
Make a wish, sweetheart.

[Alex blows out the candle]

King Julien':
Ta-da! Your wish has come true!

Mort:
Oh, yay! My tummy is speaking to me!

Alex:
Oh, gross!

King Julien:
I wouldn't eat that side of the cake if I were you.

Gloria:
Alex, what was your wish?

Alex:
I wished we could go home. I mean, don't get me wrong. I love this. But it's not the real thing.

Marty:
That's because it's a mud model, Alex. It's not actually New York. I hope that was clear.

Alex:
What are we doing? Here we are relying on the penguins to come back for us. But... we should just go to Monte Carlo and get them.

Melman:
How do a lion, a zebra, a giraffe and a hippo walk into a casino in Monte Carlo?

Marty:
I don't know. Ask the rabbi!

Melman:
Hey, I'm serious.

Alex:
Come on! We can do it! We can do anything! It's us!

Marty:
We're us!

Alex:
Yeah, that's right. We've gone halfway around the world! Compared with that, Monte Carlo's just a hop, skip and a swim away!

Melman:
Yeah.

Alex:
To home.

Marty:
Home!

Melman:
Home.

Gloria:
Home.

King Julien':
Cheeseburger.

Alex:
Tell you what, bet those penguins will be glad to see us.

Marty:
Yeah, they're probably bored out of their minds!

Skipper:
[Having a pillow fight with the other penguins] You all pillow fight like little girls! [Rico hits Skipper hard with a pillow, feathers fly out] Chimichanga! These pillows are filled with baby birds!