Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted2012

[in an Italian prison, the Comandante and two guards walk into Dubois' cell, where DuBois seems to be asleep in bed]

Comandante:
Captain Chantal DuBois, get up! You are going back to Monte Carlo under maximum security. [no response; Comandante silently orders one of the guards to uncover the sheets, revealing a bunch of pillows] What?! It's just a pillow!

Guard:
That's the oldest trick in the book, Comandante! Every Bambino in-a Italy knows-a that one!

Comandante:
[shoves the pillow into the arms of the guard] Maybe, but do the know about the old escape hole behind the innocent-looking poster?! [tears the poster off the wall, only to reveal that DuBois had drawn arrows, a kissing mark and the word "Stupido" on a mirror with lipstick] Or the really old "I'm-a gonna hide up in the ceiling" trick!? [blindly shoots at the ceiling with his gun, plaster falls and hits him on the head]

Guard:
[whistles and points to a whole under DuBois' bed]

Comandante:
Of course! The secret-a tunnel under the bed! Get this thing out of the way! [the guards move the bed, revealing the "escape tunnel"] Let's go! [as Comandante and the two guards jump into the hole, it's revealed the DuBois was really hiding in the bed as she cut a hole out with a knife] This tunnel is a dead end!

Guard:
There's nothing but bed-springs and a mattress's stuffing down here!

[DuBois leaves the cell and slams the door]

Comandante:
Was that the sound of a cell door closing?

Dubois:
Voila!

Comandante:
Was that the sound of my HP printer printing?