Major League

     

Major League1989

Director: David S. Ward
Stars: Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen, Margaret Whitton, James Gammon
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 107 minutes

A baseball comedy and slob comedy rolled into one, this one actually works as entertainment, if not as a piece of cinematic mastery. James Gammon is the has-been manager hired to lead the last-place Cleveland Indians whose owner wants them to lose s… more »


Rick:
What's that sh*t on your chest?

Eddie:
[wipes his finger across his chest] Crisco, [Runs his hand through his hair] Bardol, [Wipes his finger on his hip] Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. 'Course if the umps are watching me real close I just rub a little jalapeño juice up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... [wipes his nose] ...wipe my nose.

Rick:
You put snot on the ball?

Eddie:
I haven't got an arm like yours; I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.

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