Mallrats1995

Brodie:
You have my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch" and the remote control to my TV. Now, I know it's going to be hard to give this stuff up because of it's sentimental attachment--

Rene:
Sentimental attachment? Look, if I have any of that crap it's because you brought it over to my house and left it there.

Brodie:
Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights.

Rene:
For what?

Brodie:
For the mall. I figure you can take the odd days, I'll take the even days and weekends. When there's any special feature like a sidewalk sale--

Rene:
Brodie, Brodie--

Brodie:
--or a boat show--

Rene:
Brodie! I've always taken you with a grain of salt. On your birthday, when you asked me to do a striptease to the theme of "Mighty Mouse", I said "Okay". When we were at that hotel prom night and you asked me to sleep under the bed in case your mother burst in, I did it. And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral when you told most of my relatives that you could see her nipples through her burial dress, I let it slide. [Grabs Brodie by the ear] But if you think I'm gonna suffer any more of your sh*t with a smile now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious f***ing disappointment.