Mallrats

     

Mallrats1995

Stars: Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: Unrated
Runtime: 94 minutes

Sophomore jinx hit hard in this second film by Kevin Smith, whose debut Clerks transcended the limits of its setting and budget to become something memorably funny. (Smith followed Mallrats with the wonderful Chasing Amy, so Mallrats definitely had … more »


[in elevator]

Brodie:
What the hell gives at the cover boy?

Rene:
None of your damn business, [slaps Brodie with shopping bag] but he'd probably kick your ass if he knew what you just pulled.

Brodie:
Are you insane?! The guy looks like a date rapist! Is that my jacket?

Rene:
Brodie, start the elevator.

Brodie:
No! Not until you tell me what the deal is with you and the Sperminator out there! How long has this been going on!?

Rene:
Since I finally mustered the good sense to send you packing! He's a much more suitable companion any day.

Brodie:
Are you nuts?! The guy's pure testosterone! He's a walking hard-on just looking for a hole!

Rene:
I'm in need of testosterone after babysitting you and your comic book collection! I forgot what real men were like!

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