Mallrats1995

[in elevator]

Brodie:
What the hell gives at the cover boy?

Rene:
None of your damn business, [slaps Brodie with shopping bag] but he'd probably kick your ass if he knew what you just pulled.

Brodie:
Are you insane?! The guy looks like a date rapist! Is that my jacket?

Rene:
Brodie, start the elevator.

Brodie:
No! Not until you tell me what the deal is with you and the Sperminator out there! How long has this been going on!?

Rene:
Since I finally mustered the good sense to send you packing! He's a much more suitable companion any day.

Brodie:
Are you nuts?! The guy's pure testosterone! He's a walking hard-on just looking for a hole!

Rene:
I'm in need of testosterone after babysitting you and your comic book collection! I forgot what real men were like!