Mallrats

Mallrats1995

Stars: Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: Unrated
Runtime: 94 minutes

Sophomore jinx hit hard in this second film by Kevin Smith, whose debut Clerks transcended the limits of its setting and budget to become something memorably funny. (Smith followed Mallrats with the wonderful Chasing Amy, so Mallrats definitely had … more »



[Silent Bob is trying to levitate a cigarette]

T.S.:
What's he doing?

Jay:
Sh*t Head here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy f*** thinks he can levitate sh*t with his thoughts.

[slaps the cigarette out of Silent Bob's hand]

Jay:
Knock it off.

Brodie:
The Force is strong with this one.

Jay:
Dude, don't encourage him.

Brodie:
So, I was just telling T.S. here that we needed to find Jay and Silent Bob. If there's anybody who can help us, it's the two guys who have even less to do than us.

Jay:
What is this sh*t? Everybody's looking for us today. We're ducking Tricia 'cause she wants to talk to Obi-Wan here about her video setup.

Brodie:
Why him?

Jay:
Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the science fair in the eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and sh*t. Motherf***er's like McGyver--no, motherf***er's better than McGyver! [he knocks the cigarette from Silent Bob's hand again] Knock it off!

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