Martin and Lewis2002

[opening lines]

Jerry Lewis:
You gotta do better than this for me, Abby.

Abby Greshler:
I'm an agent, Jerry. I'm not the amazing Randi.

Jerry Lewis:
I can kill. I know I can. I don't want anymore strip clubs, very hard to follow nipple tassels.

Abby Greshler:
Well, you gotta start some..look, at least no one threw up on you.

Jerry Lewis:
See to me, that doesn't make it a successful gig.

Abby Greshler:
Yeah, well its hard to sell a record act, Jerry. You're gonna have to actually start talking on stage. Can you MC? I mean, can you talk normal long enough to introduce other acts?

Jerry Lewis:
I can talk good anywhere... Except in front of people.

Abby Greshler:
Your a very funny kid, Jerry. You got a lot of potential. Wanna be an MC along with your act. I think I can book you at the Havana-Madrid, very respectable place.

Jerry Lewis:
People throw up there?

Abby Greshler:
Only in the bathroom.

Jerry Lewis:
That is respectable.