Mean Machine

Mean Machine2001

Stars: Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Sport
Rating: R
Runtime: 99 minutes

British soccer star Vinnie Jones stars as--no big stretch--a former soccer star named Danny "Mean Machine" Meehan who gets arrested for drunken assault and sent to prison for three years. Behind bars he finds himself embroiled in web of prison polit… more »



[Danny Meehan is about to take a free kick in front of a wall - but shoots it at Mr Ratchett's private parts]

Bob Likely:
Ooh! Right in his carrots and onions!

Bob Carter:
No nookie for Mr Ratchett.

Bob Likely:
No nookie for Mrs Ratchett neither.

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