Meet the Parents

Meet the Parents2000

Director: Jay Roach
Stars: Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 108 minutes

Randy Newman's opening song, "A Fool in Love," perfectly sets up the movie that follows. The lyrics begin, "Show me a man who is gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser," before praising the man who takes what he wa… more »



[Greg is being detained by the Airport Security for threatening a flight attendant.]

Norm the Security Guard:
I have a plane full of people telling me you threatened that stewardess.

Greg:
I was not threatening her, I was just trying to get my bag in the overhead storage thing.

Norm the Security Guard:
You were acting like a maniac and then you threaten her with a bomb.

Greg:
No, I said I didn't have a bomb.

Norm the Security Guard:
You said Bomb.

Greg:
I said it's not like I had a bomb on an airplane.

Norm the Security Guard:
You said bomb on an airplane.

Greg:
What's wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?

Norm the Security Guard:
You can't say bomb on an airplane.

[Greg taunts Norm with the word bomb, whom threatens him with arrest. A co-worker of Norm's comes in.]

Airport Security:
Hey Norm, take. We've got a specialist.

Greg:
Bye Norm.

[Norm leaves and the guard motions Jack to come in, which Greg isn't happy about.]

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