The Lego Movie2014

Vitruvius:
Go ahead Em you got this.

Emmet:
Hello. I'm Emmet. Oh, and this is The Piece of Resistance.

[Everyone cheers]

Emmet:
Thank You. Well, uhh, I know I for one am very excited to work with you guys. To get into the Octan tower find the Kragle and put this thing on the thing. And I know it's going to be really hard but...

Metalbeard:
Really Hard? Wiping your bum with a hook is really hard. This be Impossible. The last time we tried to storm Lord Business's office, we used every plan we could conceive. The result was a massacre too terrible to speak of.

Emmet:
Who are you?

Metalbeard:
The name be Metalbeard and I'll tell you me tale of woe. I arrived at the foot of the tower with me hardy master builder crew. Only to find that the Kragle was on the infiniteith floor. Gaurded by a robot army and security measures of every kind imaginable. Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants and strange dangerous relics that trap, snap and zap. And there be a mysterious room called "The Think Tank". I barely made it out of that room with me head. [boat buzzes off] And organs. [boat buzzes off] and I had to replace every part of my once strapping pirate body for this with this useless hunk of garbage you see before you. So if ye think it'd be a good idea to return to that forsaken place, what idea have ye that'd be better than the idea of 100 of our fallen master builder brothers?

Emmet:
Well, well technically I'm not a master builder yet.

[Everyone yells out in wonder]

Emmet:
Please everyone, everyone please.

Shakespeare:
Rubbish!

Emmet:
Yes, it's true. I may not be a master builder. I may not have a lot of experience fighting or leading or coming up with plans. Or having ideas in general. In fact I'm not all that smart. And I'm not what you'd call the creative type. Plus, generally unskilled. Also scared and cowardly. I know what your thinking: He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us. And you are right.

Swamp Creature:
This is suppose to make us feel better?

Emmet:
There was about to be a but...

Gandalf:
You're a butt!

'"'Dumbledore:
Yes.

Metalbeard:
You all be on your own. I believe in this lost cause.

Emmet:
Why are you leaving?

Abraham Lincoln:
A house divided against itself... Would be better than this.

Emmet:
Abraham Lincoln? You bring your space chair right back here. C'mon guys? We could still do this. Right?

Batman:
Well, you're right about him being a ding dong.