Moana2016

[Moana, who is covered in sparkling seashells, is snatched up by Tamatoa]

Tamatoa:
Oohh hoo hoo hoo hoo... What have we here? It's a sparkly, shiny... Wait a minute. [tosses Moana into the air, making her lose the seashells covering her] Ugh! It's a human! What're you doing down here in the Realm of the Mons–? [Tamatoa's eyes are twitching differently causing Moana to constantly look back and forth between them] Just pick an eye, babe. I can't... I can't concentrate on what I'm saying if you keep- Yeah, pick one. Pick one! You're a funny-looking little thing, aren't ya? [toys with Moana's necklace]

Moana:
Don't! That's my grandma's!

Tamatoa:
[high-pitched voice] "That's my grandma's!" [angrily] I ATE MY GRANDMA! And it took a week, 'cause she was absolutely humongous. Why are you here?!

[Behind him, Maui slips and makes a noise while trying to retrieve his hook, nearly making Tamatoa look]

Moana:
[distracting him again] 'Cause you're amazing! And we mortals have... heard of the tale of the crab, who became a legend! And I had to know how you became so... "crab-ulous"? [chuckles nervously]

Tamatoa:
[suspicious] Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are... [happily] I will gladly do so!

Moana:
Huh?

Tamatoa:
In song form!