Mulan1998

[Chi Fu is seen with General Li and Shang at the military camp]

General Li:
The Huns have struck here, here and here. I will take the main troops up to the Tung Shao Pass, and stop Shan Yu before he destroys this village.

Chi Fu:
Excellent strategy, sir! I do love surprises. [laughs]

General Li:
You will stay and train the new recruits. When Chi-Fu believes you're ready, you will join us, Captain. [General Li gives his sword to Shang]

Shang:
Captain?

Chi Fu:
Huh. This is an enormous responsibility, General. Perhaps a soldier with more experience.

General Li:
Number one in this class, extensive knowledge of training techniques, an "impressive military lineage." I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job.

Shang:
Oh, I will, I won't let you down. This is... I mean, yes sir.

General Li:
Very good then. We'll toast China's victory at the imperial city. I'll expect a full report in 3 weeks.

Chi Fu:
And I won't leave anything out. [walk out of the tent]

Shang:
Captain Li Shang. Hmm. Leader of China's finest troops. No, The greatest troops of all time. [chuckles]

[exits his tent to find the troops fighting each other; we see one soldier with a black eye salute Shang, then promptly faint]

Chi Fu:
Most impressive.

General Li:
Good luck, Captain! Yah!

[General Li is leaving away with the troops of the military lineage]

Shang:
Good luck, father.

Chi Fu:
Day one.

[Shang notice the soldiers stop fighting, but seen Mulan as the disguised ping]

Shang:
Soldiers!

Soldiers:
[to Mulan as the disguised ping] He started it!

[as a slight compromise, Shang is ordered to train the new recruits]

Shang:
I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.

Mulan:
Sorry... [in her 'man' voice] Uhh... I mean, uh, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those, uh, manly urges, and you just gotta kill something... fix things, uh, cook outdoors...

Shang:
What's your name?

Mulan:
Uh... I, I, uh...

Chi Fu:
Your commanding officer just asked you a question.

Mulan:
Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name too.

Mushu:
[whispering in Mulan's ear] Ling. How 'bout Ling?

Mulan:
[looking toward Ling] His name is Ling.

Shang:
I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours!

Mushu:
Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.

Mulan:
Ah Chu.

Shang:
Ah Chu?

Mushu:
Gesundheit. [chuckles] I kill myself.

Mulan:
Mushu...

Shang:
Mushu?

Mulan:
No!

Shang:
Then what is it?!

Mushu:
Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up.

Mulan:
It's Ping.

Shang:
Ping?

Mushu:
Of course, Ping did steal my girl-

[Mulan muffles Mushu]

Mulan:
Yes, my name is Ping.

Shang:
Let me see your conscription notice. [Mulan took a Conscription to him and reads it the Fa Zhou] Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou?

Chi Fu:
I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.

Mulan:
Um, H-He doesn't talk about me much.

[Mulan tries to spit, but ends up with a glop drooling of spit hanging from her lip]

Chi Fu:
I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic.

[all the soldiers laughs]

Shang:
Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. And tomorrow, the real work begins.

[all the soldiers grumble]

Mushu:
[to Mulan] You know, we'll have to work on your people skills.