Mulan1998

[In the lake, Mushu look around, Khan eating grass and Mulan is bathing]

Mushu:
Hey, uh, oh, ain't, I'll, hey, no, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?

Mulan:
Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.

Mushu:
So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks. Picky, picky, picky. Well, myself, I kind of like that corn chip smell.

Mulan:
[splash to Mushu, she takes a bathing and rinse her hair in the lake] Ahhh.

Mushu:
All right. That's enough. Get out before you get all pruny and stuff.

Mulan:
Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch.

Mushu:
Yeah, yeah. [talking and acting like a girl] Stand watch, Mushu, while I blow our secret with my stupid girl habits. Pfft! Hygiene.

Yao:
Me first! Me first! Me first!

Mushu:
[seeing Yao, Ling, and Chien Po run to the lake where Mulan is bathing] Oh! We're doomed! There are a couple things I know they're bound to notice!

[Mulan seeing Yao, Ling, in the lake, at the waterhole, and Chien Po got big toe in the water, but then Chien Po jumps in the lake and waves to them, there always plays splash out tom Mulan, the frog jumps out the lily pad in the lake]

Yao:
[at the waterhole] Hey, Ping!

Mulan:
Oh, hi, guys. I didn't know you were here. I was just washing, so now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye!

Ling:
Come back here! I knew we were jerks to you before, so let's start over. Hi, I'm Ling.

Chien Po:
And I'm Chien Po.

Mulan:
Hello, Chien Po.

Yao:
[standing naked on a rock] And I am Yao, king of the rock! [mildly sneering] And there's nothin' you girls can do about it.

Ling:
Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you.

Mulan:
I really don't want to take him anywhere.

Ling:
Ping, we have to fight!

Mulan:
No, we don't. We could just...close our eyes...and - swim around...

Ling:
[pulling on Mulan's arm] Come on, don't be such a gir-- [Mushu bites Ling on each leg] OUCH! Something bit me!

Mushu:
Ugh! Ach! What a nasty flavor.

Ling:
Snake! [Ling and Chien Po scramble onto the rock with Yao, while Mulan sneaks away, she whistling to Khan, and Khan bring Mulan and Mushu comes out the lake while done bathing]

Yao:
Oooh, snake!

Chien Po:
Snake! Snake!

Ling:
Some king of the rock. [Yao pushes him off] Aah!

Mulan:
[Mulan and Mushu escape back to shore from Yao, Ling, and Chien Po] Boy, that was close.

Mushu:
No... [brushes his teeth with the toothpaste in his mouth] That was vile! You owe me big. [spits outs]

[Mushu squirts more toothpaste in his mouth and brushes again]

Mulan:
I never want to see a naked man again.

[a big group of naked men run past them, laughing]

Mushu:
Hey, don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts.