Muppet Treasure Island

Muppet Treasure Island1996

Stars: Tim Curry, Billy Connolly, Jennifer Saunders, Kevin Bishop
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Rating: G
Runtime: 99 minutes

Kids love this Muppet take on Robert Louis Stevenson's pirate classic, about the pirate Long John Silver (Tim Curry) and his takeover of a ship in order to track down buried treasure. His friend and then nemesis is earnest cabin boy Jim Hawkins (Kev… more »



Blind Pew:
Aha, Billy Bones! It's me, Blind Pew! I know you're here, Billy. Ya sniveling coward!

Rizzo:
It's some kind of blind fiend!

[Billy Bones is gesturing frantically for them to be quiet]

Gonzo:
I believe they prefer 'visually challenged fiend'.

Blind Pew:
I heard that! There's someone here! No? Over here? Ah, over here! (clutches a moose head) Aha, Billy Bones! I'd know that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.

Jim Hawkins:
Excuse me, sir, but the bar's closed--

Blind Pew:
(grabs Jim) Ah! Mmm. Aha, a pretty little girl is it? Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.

Jim Hawkins:
(Bones slowly raises his pistol) You've come to the wrong place. There's no Billy Bones here, and I'm not a girl.

Blind Pew:
Oh, I may be visually challenged, but I can see you're lying! (Bones c*cks his pistol. Blind Pew promptly turns his head to the sound and then spins quickly to Bones, knocking his arm aside, causing the pistol to fire away from Blind Pew) Good evening, Bill. I know it's you. Yes, you thought you could get away with it, didn't you? Just take it all for yourself, and leave your shipmates with nothing. We're not pleased with that, Bill, not at all. We want you... to have this! (He gives Billy Bones the Black Spot)

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